Did you know that the 1st of July is International Joke Day? What better way to celebrate than having a good old belly laugh at some of these super cheesy teacher jokes…
Did you know… There’s a science to laughing? The science of laughing and its effect on the human body is referred to as Gelotology.
Okay, one more fact before we get into it: studies that looked at laughter in adults versus children found that kids tend to laugh about three times more than adults.
So… think like a kid and learn to enjoy yourself a little!
Jokes for Big Kids!
Let’s face it, we are all kids at heart and love to find our funny bone! So, why not download our [FREE Download] Joke Cards for Kids? Here’s my favorite and the first joke to get us started:
(1) It’s a dad joke…
Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Something between us smells!
This resource is also available in a PowerPoint.
What a great brain break activity to use in the classroom.
Teacher Related Jokes That Will Make You Giggle
(2) One for the grammar enthusiast…
Q: How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
A: Say… “They’re, there, their.”
(3) What a good problem to have…
Q: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses in the classroom?
A: Because the class was so bright.
(4) Early years teachers…
Q: Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs?
A: The kinder-garden teachers.
(5) Math teachers…
Q: Why was the geometry book so adorable?
A: Because it had acute angles.
(6) Happens to the best of us…
Q: What do you call a teacher who forgot to take the class roll?
(7) Oh dear…
Teacher: Why are you doing your sums on the floor?
Student: Because you told us to do them without using tables.
(8) Those math questions…
Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!
(9) Half a day for all…
Teacher: We will only have a half-day of school this morning…
Teacher: Then we will have the other half this afternoon.
(10) Ain’t that the truth…
Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?
Student: I don’t know!
(11) Yes, you…
Teacher: What are two pronouns?
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: What did you do at the weekend?
Student: I did some cooking.
Teacher: Lovely, what did you bake?
Student: Synonym rolls just like grammar used to make!
Teacher: Give me a sentence beginning with ‘I’.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Remember you must say ‘I am’ not ‘I is’.
Student: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
(14) Geometry class…
Q: Why was the geometry class always tired?
A: Because they were all out of shape.
(15) The king of the class…
Q: Who’s the king of the classroom?
A: The ruler.
(16) Stationery fun…
Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
(17) Dictionary dig…
Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the first letter and the last.
(18) School dance…
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: Because he had nobody to go with.
(19) I saw the sign…
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?
Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
(20) Something to ponder…
What if math teachers are pirates and they just want us to find X so they can get the buried treasure?
(21) A teacher that doesn’t know anything…
Child: I think we need a new teacher.
Mom: Why’s that?
Child: Our teacher doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers…